I'm not one to openly hate a religious establishment, but seriously, the Westboro Baptist Church needs to be burned down. Apparently, they plan on picketing Obama's grandmother's funeral. We can all imagine the reasons they would use too. "We hate dem faggots" and "fuck them faggots" and more things about "faggots". Everyone already hate them tons, but it's always worth touching on again.

I checked their site, godhatesfags.com (I wish I could make something like that up) and read their upcoming picketing schedule. There are gems throughout.

"God Killed Your Cheerleaders! 400 Scott High Drive So, when we tell the whole round world that the southern states of DOOMED america are full of hypocrites, and in fact we have this little diddy: You southern hypocrites, fag feces is your grits!"

Wow, I like gays and I certainly don't want their feces as grits. Thankfully. I don't eat grits.

"So All I Got To Say Is "May God Be With You" He Is The Only One That Can Help You Now. Sincerly, The Guy That Will Kill Your Mother Fucking Asses."

Such Godly behavior.

"Have we told you lately that God Hates Baltimore? Well that's kind of like the lawyer joke, to wit: "Whatta you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? Answer: A GOOD START!" God is just getting started with Baltimore, MD."

NOT BALTIMORE!!! Where will we get our pit beef?

"George Carlin is in HELL! All who watched that movie "Prince Of Tides" knows that George played a smelly, nasty, mincing faggot on that movie! ... Since they insisted on hiding his filthy rotten corpse, we will be at this event to tell you all that if you follow George Carlin's manner of life - you will reside with George Carlin in everlasting fire and torment."

I don't know, even God would think George was funny.

Can't we find some legal loophole to classify these people as a terrorist sect and have Navy Seals repel from helicopters and off them? That would be mega sweet.

Nothing would make me happier than a group of Mr. Leather types just fucking all the male patrons of said church to death. Seriously, nothing.